girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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