google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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