It's like God shit irony all over that family
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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