There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Randomize
