yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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