The best revenge is premature balding
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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