Can Purell be used as lube?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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