I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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