Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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