Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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