Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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