Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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