The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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