You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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