it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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