with your own penis?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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