Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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