I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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