Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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