i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
3 2 1 whiskey
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If I die, sorry about rent.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Randomize
