Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Terrible idea I love it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Come on in and take your pants off
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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