The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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