I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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