Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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