i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
