At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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