Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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