4 words: hood of his car
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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