i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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