He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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