sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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