By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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