I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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