so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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