dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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