Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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