Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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