Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
a search helicopter?!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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