I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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