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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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