new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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