8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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