seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I touched a dick in church today
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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