So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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