but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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