His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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