check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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