scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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