What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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