I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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