You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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