hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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