Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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