Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Is it penis luge time yet?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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